THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANKS

You would say we were taking over your domain and then you’d run away from our small pox.
It’s all very sad, but we’d make a holiday of it later.

Sometimes being mean is what get you places, I guess. And by places I mean alone with 10 hundred cats.
I’m Li by the way.
I don’t want to go anywhere. Oh the places you’ll go—Go home, Roger—I took the one less traveled by and that has made all the difference—
Why 10 hundred? I stopped thinking about cats awhile ago.
My name is Quentin.
—Difference. The difference between a carousel and a merry-go-round is that one runs counterclockwise.
(Source: theavenuesofq)
These girls talk a lot. And fast. Like their first thoughts are always something mean. Mean and clever.
My thoughts are a lot less mean.

Mom would be proud.
But she’d probably like it more if I actually did my homework.

It’s been ages and I come back to nothing.

It’s a conspiracy.
The joke is that I was named after a character from a book.